You know Christmas is a - comin ’ because there ’s a slender flavor in the atmosphere and the distastefully over - the - top Neiman Marcus Christmas catalog is out . As usual , it ’s full of expensive dogshit most of us do not need ( or even require ! ) like Snowflake cufflink , mink coat back pack , and golden Beats by Dre phone . Behold ! Luxury :
A five-foot-tall Tanqueray shaker
Comes with a one - year supply of gin , a cocktail didactics session for 20 , and where the shit do you putthis matter ? It is $ 35,000 .
A 100th Anniversary Neiman Marcus Maserati Ghibli S Q4
“ A horrific tangle rips through the air as your raw Maserati roars to life . Like the North African wind for which it ’s key , the Ghibli is undeniably hot and powerful . Sensuous curved stemma punctuate with an aggressive grill and bold triple volcano perfectly illustrate the automobile ’s unequaled marriage of elegance and sport car verve . ”
I did n’t make that up , that ’s the actual description ofthis$95,000 gondola . They ’re only make 100 of them ! A perfect stocking stuffer .
His & Hers Vilebrequin Quadsaki
His and hers quadsakis , homie . Combination jetski / ATVs that can go up to 45 miles per hour on land or water . S ign me up forthese high-risk boys . Just $ 50,000 ! ( each ! )
Mini Mercedes SLS Two Seater
count , if you ’re the kinda guy or gal who ’s corrupt yourself a custom Maserati from Neiman ’s , then you might as well get going your issue young with an galvanic Mercedes just their size.$495
A Scale Model of Your Favorite Raceway
I think of , sure , you ’re already going to so many car airstream in exotic position , that you might as well get a scale model of your favorite raceway — any racetrack at all — for your basement / rec room / room you clearly do n’t in reality use or need?The 13:2 scale modelis three hundred thousand dollar .
Golden Beats by Dre
plain you needthis7 - hundo speaker and headphone set to rival with your gold iPhone and your gold bidet in your mansion .
Jumping Sumo Robotic Toy & Rolling Spider Mini Quadricopter
If Martha Stewart can prolong adrone hobbyhorse , then Neiman ’s will carrya couple ofsmartphone - verify robot . That ’s just how these things ferment . $ 160 for the automaton ( which comes with a photographic camera ) and $ 100 for the meat cleaver .
To be comely , this also look kind of awesome .
EvoMouse
base off the verbal description , I have very little idea what theEvoMouseactually does that a regular mouse does not . Eighty bucks must mean it does … something ? In hypothesis , anyway .
Givenchy Rottweiler iPhone 5 Case
Duh , idiot . Of course you involve aGivenchy iPhone casewith a menacing dog print on it . By the way , you may also purchase a Givenchy Rottweiler holdall , Givenchy Rottweiler cosmetic case , and Givenchy Rottweiler notecase to match your 90 dollar grammatical case .
Coravin Wine Access System
OK , so Coravin actually makesa overnice and handy systemfor opening and storing your fine vino . You just have to require to degenerate $ 300 on a organization for possible action and storing your fine wine .
Waterford Crystal Elysian Vodka Serving Set
It ’s like your grandmom always said , what is Christmas withouta fancy - tush vodka and caviar servingset . P.S. you could serve the kind of vodka that comes out of plastic bottle in this and no one will even know the difference . Two - have a go at it - thousand dollar bill for this guy .
Bonus Good Gift:Mophie Space Pack Charging Cases
Here , I found something in the catalogue that you may afford and need and I ca n’t make a jocularity about . BecauseMophie ’s charging casesare great and useful . $ 150 for 16 GB , $ 180 for 32 sarin .
MERRY CHRISTMAS ( ALREADY ) !
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