James Bond and his harem of “ bail Girls ” commonly look like sex activity wrapped around a live peg . But every now and again , adherence lack his mark . Big metre . Sometimes , Bond goes right smart overboard .
Here are the 15 bad James Bond mode moments on film .
Behold , your first stirrup - pant - jump suit villain . Francisco Scaramanga from The Man with the Golden Gun ( 1974 ) .
Proving that it is , in fact , impossible for James Bond to look cool in 80s snow wear . However , you three in the back , loving the boots . Roger Moore and a cowboy snow bunny in For Your Eyes Only ( 1981 )
Fashion foreshadowing , long before Sean Connery wasZardoz , he was practice framing his junk in tiny pieces of squiffy red framework . Also , why the red wooing ? You ’re a undercover agent . You ’re supposed to be hidden , there ’s a calamitous courting right there in front of you . You ’re looking at it . Fuck it , we ’re doing redness , Thunderball ( 1965 ) . EDIT : Apparently Red looks sinister at nighttime underwater . Good thing he has his reflective drawers on .
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“ My Vagina has Wings ” clothes from A View to a Kill ( 1985 ) .
Grace Jones has a lot of seriously savage moments in A View to a Kill ( 1985 ) . But she also has a few confutable ones as well . Specifically the ninja mask — does she really require a masque ? I ’m pretty certain the gorgeous , howling pink eyeshadowed glamazon did it .
Moonraker ( 1979 ) babies , otherwise known as the badly dressed , genetically stark pick out to repopulate the planet from Hugo Drax ’s space post .
The Octopussy flushed jumpsuits all the fashion to the bikini harem . I would never be a part of a cult with such restrictive clothing .
This is what people get into hunting , evidently . Moonraker ( 1979 ) .
Pussy Galore ’s Flying Circus from Goldfinger ( 1964 ) . Yes . All of it . Amazing , yes give thanks you . I had to include it because well … but I would get together this flight of stairs crew . Just for the belt .
I ’m going to the circus ! Octopussy ( 1983 ) .
There was a destiny of amazing 70s minute in Live and Let Die ( 1973 ) . And some not so great one fromTee Hee ’s lapelsto Solitaire ’s whole - lotta - look , psychic outfits ( pictured above ) . But we have to say the best worst was this cuss , and his cane sash .
Tiffany Case in the long - sleeved washup suit , tied thing from Diamonds Are evermore ( 1971 )
We know affray were “ of the time ” but there ’s something wrong about James Bond in ruff , On Her Majesty ’s Secret Service ( 1969 ) .
Nuclear Physicist Christmas Jones everyone ! Look we ’re not saying Nuclear Physicists ca n’t be aphrodisiacal , we ’re just saying they would in all probability wear pants on the job . The World is Not Enough ( 1999 ) .
Terrycloth pinafore . Terrycloth jumper . Terrycloth jumper . Terrycloth jumper . Terrycloth jumper . Terrycloth jumper . Terrycloth jumper . Goldfinger ( 1964 ) .
UPDATE : HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN THIS TERRIBLE WIG . Apologies . You Only Live Twice ( 1967 ) .
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