Both Tony Stark and Anakin Skywalker took to a suit of armour to live . Both come in around to becoming heroes . And both are at the center of a massive franchise . But Darth Vader falls shortsighted in almost every other way .
1 . It did n’t take six movies for Iron Man to kill his malign wise man
2 . Iron Man ’s get way good luck with the ladies
3 . Iron Man ’s armour , you know , does clobber .
4 . Black Sabbath
5 . Iron Man has never had a kinda - racist CG sidekick
6 . Tony Stark eats firm food .
7 . Darth Vader has never used a foursome as a cover for heroic derring do .
8 . Iron Man has Paul Bettany whisper into his ear . Darth Vader ’s just got a chorus of dead younglings .
9 . unhinged facial hair .
10 . Superheroic French Guinea tee .
11 . Tony Stark has a chauffeur . Vader ’s got ta fly his own association fighter .
12 . Does n’t rest funny .
13 . Tony ’s well - looking than Vader , he ’s a better toilet table than Vader , he had more hair , he told funnier jokes , and he could trip the light fantastic the pants off of Vader !
14 . Does n’t remind you of barbecue .
15 . Tony Stark is not a putz of the government .
16 . Tony Stark can build his own armor , thankyouverymuch .
17 . Tony ’s parental issues are maternal . Like a man . He ’s not a momma ’s son .
18 . Oh , and Tony is not the result of some bullshit space - bacterium - refer impeccable conception .
19 . mantle suck .
20 . If you push the buttons on Iron Man ’s courtship , you ’ll probably die . If you push the buttons on Darth Vader ’s suit , he ’ll probably conk .
21 . Tony ring himself with assistants like Gwyneth Paltrow and Scarlet Johansson . Darth ’s have Admiral Piett and IG-88 .
22 . Darth ’s starship has a heavy barometric - chamber sphere for him to rest in . Tony ’s private jet has a stripper pole . And sprigger .
23 . Someday , a woman will be Iron Man ’s downfall . But it wo n’t be because she ’s a dutiful wife and anticipant female parent .
24 . “ Noooooooooooooo ! ”
25 . Sam Jackson has n’t render to kill Tony Stark . Yet .
26 . Vader ’s finest forces got their fanny kicked by stuffed animals . That always carry repeat .
27 . Tony Stark ’s best protagonist is a suave shameful sheik . Vader ’s best friend is a craggly bald sheik .
28 . Tony ’s got a figure of suits of armour . Vader ’s only find the one … which , let ’s be honest , probably smells a bit .
29 . When Tony ’s done with a suit of armor , he shares it with his friends . hustle with Tony is profitable .
30 . Tony canmake it rain , beef .
31 . Tony Stark does n’t “ swan . ”
32 . When Tony designs an hokey intelligence information , it ’s not annoying as shit . That ’s right , C-3PO , I ’m talking about you .
33 . Iron Man can fly . At best , Vader simply falls with mode .
34 . AC / DC
35 . Tony Stark drinks . To excess , certain , but he ’s a playfulness intoxicated .
36 . Tony has a affair for red-header . Which is never a bad thing . Darth Vader has a thing for … um … well … race murder ?
37 . Iron Man ’s boots dissipate nuclear fervidness . NUCLEAR FIRE !
38 . Darth Vader has a pink lightsaber . Oh , he ’d have you consider it ’s crimson . But it ’s pink .
Thanks to Mike Avila , Adam Freeman , and Meredith Woerner
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