Actually, Perpetual Slinky Escalator Is Humanity’s Greatest Achievement

There are some questions I have about the populace ’s first perpetual Slinky escalator . Will this Slinky ever stop slinking ? Will the entire rickety machine collapse into a heap of repurposed Ikea subatomic particle control panel and debris ? Is this not the populace ’s most mesmerize GIF ?

You ’ll remember last yr we alerted you to kind of aSlinky treadmillwhich attempted to raise $ 30,000 on Kickstarter . We called it “ humanity ’s sterling achievement . ” We were wrong . The financial support goal was forgather but it seems as if theyran into fabrication problemsand does n’t appear that the unit ever shipped . Which is why the human race needs a incessant Slinky moving stairway MORE THAN EVER . This is it . The culmination of human enterprise on Earth .

Here ’s the detailed how - to by a lovably inapt woodsmith , where you may see how difficult it is to achieve humanity ’s groovy accomplishment . Hey man , no one ever order it would be comfortable .