I need to get out of this blinking metropolis . Los Angeles is just too all-fired expensive . I do n’t know what I ’m doing here any longer . The only matter worth doing that ’s free is the subroutine library . Oh , that and play gentle wind guitar at Whole Foods . Sorry , it ’s 365 - Foods or whatever it ’s fucking called . You did n’t hear ? That newfangled Silver Lake grocery store storehouse has spare atmosphere guitar . Because that ’ll facilitate offset your rent .
FromThe Independent(emphasis all mine ):
The Silver Lake site was swarmed on its opening sidereal day and , a week later , finding a spot in the railcar - parking lot is still no well-heeled than get pre - spiralised zucchini at Safeway . The first indicant that 365 is aimed squarely at millennials sits just outside the entree : an empty wrack tender “ liberal air guitar ” and directing client to a specially curated Spotify play list , people with such stylish - yet - inoffensive artists as LCD Soundsystem , Bon Iver and TV on the Radio .
Downtown Los Angeles, a city that human beings choose to live in (Image: Matt Novak, an idiot who chooses to live there)
One more metre in compositor’s case you miss it :
The first indication that 365 is aim squarely at millennials sits just outside the entree : an empty rack volunteer “ free air guitar ”
And one more metre for respectable luck :
an empty stand offering “ free air guitars ”
Reading that makes me require to bludgeon something cute and furry and vulnerable to bits with a blunt object .
Why do we live in this city ? Okay , yes , I sincerely bed the fact that I can see an old movie on the big screen any dark of the week at the New Beverly , the Aero , the Egyptian , or on a rooftop downtown . And I sincerely yours love the library . It really is a universe - category public library . Fuck , I just remembered that I owe like six bucks to the library in later fees . I best get my ass down to 365 before they run out of breeze guitar . I count they start point for them on Monday .
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