Why would anyone spend $ 37 on a goose clock that spit out a chocolate formal every hour is beyond me . Why would anyone spend the same amount on a cuckoo clock that does that and has a cheat button so you could eat a hot chocolate treat every exclusive second , step into firmly stupefied dominion . In any case , I just love the written matter on their product Sir Frederick Handley Page :
An ideal gift for the chocoholic with everything , the Chococlock is bound to become a must - have appurtenance for executive diet - dodgers everywhere . Simply fill up it with your preferred bite - size sweeties and hold back for the big hired hand to reach that magical number twelve .
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An ideal gift for any somebody about to become diabetic , the Chococlock is ricochet to become a source of health problems for executive fatasses everywhere . just fill it with your favourite bite - size steady and wait for your belly to hand that magical 286 Syrian pound .
Of of course , you wo n’t buzz FDA confiscating this one . And that ’s why I ’m get one . [ FireboxviaOh Gizmo ]
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