Our readers are pretty spectacular . And on days like today , a couple were specially on fire , with a few awing jokes .
Here ’s a clever response to the guy behind the Apple Maps debaclegetting can :
https://gizmodo.com/bloomberg-apple-fires-guy-responsible-for-crappy-apple-5963651
Do n’t allow the door slay you on the way of life out . Richard ! That ’s not the room access ! Rich … Richard ! For the love of God that ’s a supply closet ! bend ! move around right ! Too far , you idiot ! Left a little … now two step forward … NO ! Forward ! Never mind , dammit , I ’ll call for an medical intern to walk you out . Just stand there . Do n’t endeavor to move on your own .
That little jab would ’ve won , were it not for this star epigram about thatbogusFacebook right of first publication notice , asexplained by College Humor :
https://gizmodo.com/that-facebook-copyright-notice-is-worthless-5963210
In response to the new Kinja Commenting System I hereby announce that my copyright is attached to all of my personal details , illustrations , graphic , comics , paintings , picture and telecasting , etc . ( as a result of the Berner Convention ) . For commercial use of the above my written consent is needed at all time .
( Anyone reading this can copy this text and paste it on their Kinja Accounts . This will target them under protection of copyright laws . By the present communiqué , I notify Gawker Media that it is strictly forbid to disclose , copy , distribute , circularise , or take any other activity against me on the basis of this visibility and/or its mental object . The aforementioned interdict actions also apply to employee , students , agent and/or any faculty under Facebook ’s direction or control . The content of this visibility is private and confidential selective information . The violation of my privacy is penalize by law ( UCC 1 1 - 308 - 308 1 - 103 and the Rome Statute ) .
Gawker Media is now an open Das Kapital entity . All member are recommended to publish a notice like this , or if you favor , you may copy and glue this edition . If you do not write a statement at least once , you will be tacitly allow the use of elements such as your photograph as well as the information contained in your profile status updates .
- Note : I actually wish Kinja ( I do n’t really sympathize why everyone hates it ; just imagine , they could have used Disqus ) , and just posted this for shits and giggle .
Keep it up you guys .
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