It ’s a sad mean solar day in New York City history : Astroland , the entertainment park at Coney Island , is officially closed for business perpetually . But New Yorkers ’ loss is your profit : now you have an opportunity to buy the famed Astroland ’s rides to vivify the ill-gotten , dingy magic in your own backyard . Yes , you’re able to own the awing Break Dance drive for a mere $ 299,000 . Too much for you ? Well , how about the Bumper Cars ? That ’s only $ 125,000 . There are loads of rides uncommitted , with everything from a Tilt - a - Whirl to a Water Flume to a Pirate Ship , all for rock - bottom prices . The only tease not up for sales agreement is the famous Cyclone roller coaster , which is staying unresolved and present people permanent back problems for the foreseeable future . At least we ’ll still have that . Someone buy a clump of these and open up up an alternate Astroland somewhere . Please ? [ Rides 4 UviaBrooklyn Vegan ]

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