Jean Yves Blondeau ’s ski suit conjures up a mickle of image . It ’s sort of like a Transformer . Or The Stig for winter sportsman . But mostly I ’m worry about if the person wearing it is able-bodied to stop .

The suit has ski pieces that strap to the feet , ankles , paw , forearm , and chest , with a smooth piece of leather run down the back . If you fall down a muckle on the slopes , it ’s fundamentally like God Mode , because there ’s utterly no bodily shape that wo n’t do work .

Did I note this is n’t Strasser ’s first foray into “ why do n’t I just cover my body in X for the saki of mobility ? ? ” Because he also made asimilar suitwith 32 rolling wave skate rack just about everywhere , include a skateboard motortruck attached to his ass .

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There ’s a movie to be made about a snow patrolman who gets gun down by the pack and is resurrected to struggle side crimes using his superhuman skiing abilities . Someone reading this is bound to have Val Kilmer ’s number .

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