CUPERTINO , SILICON VALLEY — APRIL 24 , 2020 : Thousands assembled in Cupertino today to observe the 5th anniversary of the single most important event in tech history — the spillage of the Apple Watch .
“ I remember a prison term when masses were skeptical of the Apple Watch , ” Apple CEO Tim Cook tell in a speech at the newly retrace Nikola Tesla Stadium . “ They tell it was dumb . They said it was completely unnecessary . They said it was a huge waste of money . Well , those people were wrong and gross and stunned . ”
The ceremony include a presentation explaining that few people of the year 2015 realize just how radical the little twist would be . From exterminate Super Measles to helping establish the first prison on Mars , it seems there ’s nothing the Apple Watch has n’t done to make our life easily .
Both President Trump and Labor Secretary Travis Kalanick were on handwriting to celebrate the joyous occasion in the newly created state of Silicon Valley . Even Elon Musk , the Governor of New Canada , was there , invigorated off the Hyperloop from Toronotreal to attend the festivities in Cupertino .
“ Back in 2017 people think the Apple Watch was just another gimmick to control your SpaceX jetpack , ” Musk said to the arena of urge on consumer without looking up from his watch . “ These days , it ’s so much more . ”
But the Apple Watch was n’t without obstacle to overpower in its relatively unforesightful five - yr story . Before the ticker became mandatory , some radical elements complained that the twist was light on feature of speech and a privacy incubus . Naturally , the Apple Watch ’s calming Happy Fun Mist ™ helped ease those business concern . Not to cite keep us all much good .
“ The Apple Watch ’s voice acknowledgement capabilities have done admiration for proceed tabs on illicit conversation , ” new confirmed Secretary of Homeland Security Edward Snowden read . “ Because exemption is n’t gratis . ”
Apple applied scientist are excited about the future of the Apple Watch . With Terrafugia promising that their flying car isjust two class away , Apple says that the magical transportation alternative will be to the full compatible with its vigil .
“ We ’re listening to consumers and have some exciting things design for the late adaptation of the Apple Watch , ” Cook told the crowd of one thousand . “ By next class the Apple Watch will have fully function time - secernate capabilities . ”
There are even rumors in Silicon Valley that the watch ’s Sin Monitor is getting an rise . But do n’t expect human touch to be legitimatize anytime soon .
“ I do n’t like to give away too many secret , ” Cook told the concourse of reporters after the event , who clapped sporadically in their hold pen . “ But some day we fully expect the Apple Watch ’s television camera to have an off shift . ”
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